party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
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Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
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HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
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