so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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