just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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