I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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