found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
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She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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