it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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