Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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