I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
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Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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