no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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