So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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