those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
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your like the ambassador to my penis.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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