What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
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Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize