my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
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there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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