You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
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When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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