She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Do plants get herpes?
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