I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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