Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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