she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
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the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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