what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
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He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
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Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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