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I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"

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(815): I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck" http://tfl.nu/5odg

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Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?

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You are my hero

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(916): Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI? (760): You are my hero http://tfl.nu/9mtt

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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.

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(905): MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it. http://tfl.nu/mzwz

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How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?

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(903): How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number? http://tfl.nu/4q6h

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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend

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(303): How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend http://tfl.nu/ip7i

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she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.

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(347): she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick. http://tfl.nu/o2a1

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Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic

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(859): Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic http://tfl.nu/ciqa

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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time

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(208): Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time http://tfl.nu/nmkk

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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.

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(864): I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized. http://tfl.nu/3fi2

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Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.

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(905): Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should. http://tfl.nu/b27t

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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll

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(608): just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll http://tfl.nu/nron

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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.

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(540): It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd. http://tfl.nu/h39y

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Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.

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(618): Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it. http://tfl.nu/ym59

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She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.

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(510): She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again. http://tfl.nu/2r7a

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MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.

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(781): MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE. http://tfl.nu/t2xt

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