Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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