i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
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go home
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
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He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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