He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
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and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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