Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
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My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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