Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
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If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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