My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
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I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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