Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
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This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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