I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
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That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
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The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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