I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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