Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
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Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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