I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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