Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
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It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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