gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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