That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
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he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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