There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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