I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
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I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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