Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
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passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
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The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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