The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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did i just pee glitter
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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