I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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