do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
how do flat chested girls get laid?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
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Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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