I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Best friends brother. Beat that.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
it's like heaven, but drunker
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I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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