so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
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We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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