he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
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took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
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My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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