On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
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oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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