I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
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I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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