Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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