i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
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She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
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Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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