Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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