did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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