I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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